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158 lines
5.1 KiB
TypeScript
158 lines
5.1 KiB
TypeScript
import { mode } from "lib/config";
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import { FormatDate } from "./time";
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export const neutralSplashes = ["A Rhythm Game Score Manager", "The Rhythm Game Score Manager"];
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export const loggedInSplashes = [
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"Splash Text Has The Right To Humour",
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"The Score Tracking Man He Sees Everything Like This",
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"'DROP TABLE scores;--",
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"to be continued...",
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"Blessed Data",
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"No Nonsense",
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"Maybe a little nonsense",
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"Mr Worldwide",
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"Ceci n'est pas un splash text",
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"mowgli, loOK OUT",
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"Swish swoosh pew pew",
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"Do you memorise the notes?",
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"All this scratching is making me itch",
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"Pace yourself",
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"What is this, a crossover episode?",
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"npm install humor",
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"OKNOTOK",
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"Unlimited multiplication of money up to 300%!",
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"What happens if I print a dictionary?",
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"Whatever people say I am...",
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"When the four corners of this coccoon collide...",
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"WE CAN DO BETTER",
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"WE WILL DO BETTER",
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"BREAK YOUR NIHILISM",
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"float chordjack = jack * 0.75f;",
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"malicious walls",
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"my computer called cheesebuger",
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"Unban me from Quaver",
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"...we came in?",
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"isn't this where...",
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"You are simply neglecting the law of large numbers.",
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"I'm using tilt controls!",
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"Relax yourself, girl, please set-tle down",
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"Michael Jackson IS Monty Python.",
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"1.01^365",
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"WARNING: That is not falco",
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"it's been one week since ya looked at me",
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"Producing.",
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"IT AIN'T NO EASY GRAB THEY GOT T",
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"AUTOGLASS REPAIR",
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"AUTOGLASS REPLACE",
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"turn on RANDOM!",
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"It is deliberate.",
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"Buy the golden ninja pack!",
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"WITHIN REASON!",
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"Put the maid dress on.",
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"And it just happens to be fantastically enjoyable.",
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"Touch the statue. I will forgive you.",
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"https://github.com/EpicGames/Signup/pull/10",
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"Have you tried PNPM?",
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"MongoDB is web scale, actually.",
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"▼LTRA ▼IOLENCE EDITION",
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"It's all about the CEO grindset.",
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"through ivy - out middle",
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"The graphics. That's what it's really about.",
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"you could be playing mario galaxy right now",
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"...When yours just crashes?",
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"My Beautiful Score Tracking Fantasy",
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"The Supercharged Score Tracker.",
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"Play ULTRAKILL.",
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"A Cutting-Edge Score Tracker (heh).",
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"Winnipeg is a warm, nice place to live.",
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"I accidentally the score tracker.",
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"~𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆~",
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"<script>alert(1)</script>",
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"come on down",
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"The preparation for a dive is always a tense time.",
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"Music Is Math",
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"The public gets what the public wants!",
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"Our most beautiful melody.",
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"Cwalina Subsidiary",
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"Let's do it now.",
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"Brought by GameMasterAnthony",
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"bwhæhæhææhæhhææhæh",
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"Maximal opinions and Minimal evidence",
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"Who is the scrimbler bimbler?",
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"You wish you knew who the hibble gibble gobbler was.",
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`The current day is ${FormatDate(Date.now())}, probably.`,
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"I have always thought of myself as an ambassador for the dance game community.",
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"When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur.",
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"But thE MOOOOON JUST STAAARED BAACK AAAT MEE",
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"However... I kinda feel like this one's in the bag.",
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"Oh yeah? I can exit vim, buddy.",
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"Discovered Colours",
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"Meeting People Is Easy",
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"See ya later, innovator",
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"bou bou bounce",
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"I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT",
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"Exactly where you're at",
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"You Are Here -->",
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"I'm thinking this one's brown.",
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"My god is the sun!",
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"...Like Clockwork",
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"brooooyyddg",
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"The coffee isn't even bitter...",
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"...because, what's the difference.",
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"go ahead, ctrl+f the source for the splashes, ruin the fun for yourself.",
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"I'm playing bedwars!",
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"Just tryna t-take it easy and... chill out afterwards",
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"you weren't theerrreee",
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"Is this really happening?",
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"Let's see Paul Allen's score tracker.",
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"You know there's more to shoegaze than just listening to loveless, right?",
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"ok deraadt miod",
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"What good are notebooks?",
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"Ladies and Gentlemen We Are...",
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"Source: It came to me in a dream.",
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"It's called solidarity, you wouldn't get it.",
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"Come to my house and play BMS.",
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"There is a leviathan in play.",
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"Touch Grass.",
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"arch btw",
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"Upon Such Great Heights",
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];
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// Stuff that's bad for the kids, you know?
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export const contentiousSplashes = [
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"Formerly Chucks",
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"Node.js Is Bad Ass Rock Star Tech",
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"i'm obligated to ask for you to seek immediate psychological attention",
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`Is ${mode === "ktchi" ? "IIDX" : "BMS"} still a good game or are you all basically stupid?`,
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"Please do not reply to or quote my posts in the future.",
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"Is this your IP? (178.62.116.150)",
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"Bad faith just coincidentally happens to be something my enemies do...",
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"...and good faith is when people agree with me",
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"Anyone else at this party gay?",
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"I have the transfeminine urge to pee.",
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"I HAVE TO LIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR",
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"COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS NOT DARING TO BREATHE",
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"I wouldn't trade one stupid decision for another 5 years of life",
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"TRACKED.com",
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"and you'll never believe what JK Rowling just said!",
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];
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export const heySplashes = [
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"Welcome back",
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"What's up",
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"Hey",
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"What's poppin",
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"Good morning",
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"Good afternoon",
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"Good evening",
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"Hello",
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"Hewwo",
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"How's it going",
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"heyyy",
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"Sup",
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"Ahoy",
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"What's crackin'",
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"Howdy",
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];
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