diff --git a/client/src/components/tables/cells/CHUNITHMJudgementCell.tsx b/client/src/components/tables/cells/CHUNITHMJudgementCell.tsx
index aa5e6cce7..b5c2bda07 100644
--- a/client/src/components/tables/cells/CHUNITHMJudgementCell.tsx
+++ b/client/src/components/tables/cells/CHUNITHMJudgementCell.tsx
@@ -7,20 +7,6 @@ export default function CHUNITHMJudgementCell({
 }: {
 	score: ScoreDocument<"chunithm:Single"> | PBScoreDocument<"chunithm:Single">;
 }) {
-	// even if we dont have judgement data, we know what they got.
-	if (score.scoreData.lamp === "ALL JUSTICE CRITICAL") {
-		return (
-			<td>
-				<strong>
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.gold }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.orange }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.green }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.gray }}>0</span>
-				</strong>
-			</td>
-		);
-	}
-
 	const judgements = score.scoreData.judgements;
 
 	if (
diff --git a/client/src/components/tables/cells/JubeatJudgementCell.tsx b/client/src/components/tables/cells/JubeatJudgementCell.tsx
index 3aee5c3c0..66b88859c 100644
--- a/client/src/components/tables/cells/JubeatJudgementCell.tsx
+++ b/client/src/components/tables/cells/JubeatJudgementCell.tsx
@@ -7,21 +7,6 @@ export default function JubeatJudgementCell({
 }: {
 	score: ScoreDocument<"jubeat:Single"> | PBScoreDocument<"jubeat:Single">;
 }) {
-	// even if we dont have judgement data, we know what they got.
-	if (score.scoreData.lamp === "EXCELLENT") {
-		return (
-			<td>
-				<strong>
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.pink }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.gold }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.blue }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.purple }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.red }}>0</span>
-				</strong>
-			</td>
-		);
-	}
-
 	const judgements = score.scoreData.judgements;
 
 	if (
diff --git a/client/src/components/tables/cells/WACCAJudgementCell.tsx b/client/src/components/tables/cells/WACCAJudgementCell.tsx
index c7d30dd4f..d1f14c4b2 100644
--- a/client/src/components/tables/cells/WACCAJudgementCell.tsx
+++ b/client/src/components/tables/cells/WACCAJudgementCell.tsx
@@ -7,20 +7,6 @@ export default function WaccaJudgementCell({
 }: {
 	score: ScoreDocument<"wacca:Single"> | PBScoreDocument<"wacca:Single">;
 }) {
-	// even if we dont have judgement data, we know what they got.
-	if (score.scoreData.lamp === "ALL MARVELOUS") {
-		return (
-			<td>
-				<strong>
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.vibrantPink }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.gold }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.blue }}>0</span>-
-					<span style={{ color: COLOUR_SET.red }}>0</span>
-				</strong>
-			</td>
-		);
-	}
-
 	const judgements = score.scoreData.judgements;
 
 	if (
diff --git a/client/src/util/splashes.ts b/client/src/util/splashes.ts
index 0c208eda3..35b5c31ae 100644
--- a/client/src/util/splashes.ts
+++ b/client/src/util/splashes.ts
@@ -108,6 +108,8 @@ export const loggedInSplashes = [
 	"Let's see Paul Allen's score tracker.",
 	"You know there's more to shoegaze than just listening to loveless, right?",
 	"ok deraadt miod",
+	"What good are notebooks?",
+	"Ladies and Gentlemen We Are...",
 ];
 
 // Stuff that's bad for the kids, you know?