diff --git a/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/DashboardPage.tsx b/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/DashboardPage.tsx
index 518ec4a6f..10d1720d9 100644
--- a/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/DashboardPage.tsx
+++ b/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/DashboardPage.tsx
@@ -2,11 +2,14 @@ import { APIFetchV1 } from "util/api";
 import { RFA } from "util/misc";
 import { NumericSOV } from "util/sorts";
 import { heySplashes } from "util/splashes";
+import { ChangeOpacity } from "util/color-opacity";
+import { CreateGoalMap } from "util/data";
 import useSetSubheader from "components/layout/header/useSetSubheader";
 import SessionCard from "components/sessions/SessionCard";
 import ApiError from "components/util/ApiError";
 import AsyncLoader from "components/util/AsyncLoader";
 import Divider from "components/util/Divider";
+import GentleLink from "components/util/GentleLink";
 import LinkButton from "components/util/LinkButton";
 import Loading from "components/util/Loading";
 import useApiQuery from "components/util/query/useApiQuery";
@@ -17,8 +20,9 @@ import { TachiConfig } from "lib/config";
 import React, { useContext } from "react";
 import { Alert } from "react-bootstrap";
 import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
-import { GetGameConfig, PublicUserDocument } from "tachi-common";
+import { COLOUR_SET, GetGameConfig, PublicUserDocument } from "tachi-common";
 import { UGSWithRankingData, UserRecentSummary } from "types/api-returns";
+import { FolderInfoComponent } from "./users/games/_game/_playtype/folders/FolderSelectPage";
 import { GameStatContainer } from "./users/UserGamesPage";
 
 export function DashboardPage() {
@@ -73,33 +77,100 @@ function RecentInfo({ user }: { user: PublicUserDocument }) {
 		return <Loading />;
 	}
 
-	if (!data.recentSessions.length) {
-		return <></>;
+	const folderInfoMap = new Map();
+	for (const folderInfo of data.recentFolderStats) {
+		folderInfoMap.set(folderInfo.folderID, folderInfo);
 	}
 
+	const goalMap = CreateGoalMap(data.recentGoals);
+
 	return (
 		<>
-			<Alert
-				style={{
-					backgroundColor: TachiConfig.type === "ktchi" ? "#e61c6e44" : "#527acc44",
-					color: "white",
-				}}
-			>
-				<div className="text-center">
-					<h1>Today's Summary</h1>
-					You've gotten <b>{data.recentPlaycount}</b> new score
-					{data.recentPlaycount !== 1 ? "s" : ""} today!
-				</div>
-			</Alert>
-			<Divider />
-			<h1>New Sessions</h1>
-			You've had <b>{data.recentSessions.length}</b> session
-			{data.recentSessions.length !== 1 ? "s" : ""} today!
-			<Divider />
-			{data.recentSessions.sort(NumericSOV(x => x.timeEnded, true)).map(e => (
-				<SessionCard sessionID={e.sessionID} key={e.sessionID} />
-			))}
-			<Divider />
+			{data.recentSessions.length !== 0 && (
+				<>
+					<Alert
+						style={{
+							backgroundColor:
+								TachiConfig.type === "ktchi" ? "#e61c6e44" : "#527acc44",
+							color: "white",
+						}}
+					>
+						<div className="text-center">
+							<h1>Today's Summary</h1>
+							You've gotten <b>{data.recentPlaycount}</b> new score
+							{data.recentPlaycount !== 1 ? "s" : ""} today!
+						</div>
+					</Alert>
+					<Divider />
+					<h1>New Sessions</h1>
+					You've had <b>{data.recentSessions.length}</b> session
+					{data.recentSessions.length !== 1 ? "s" : ""} today!
+					<Divider />
+					{data.recentSessions.sort(NumericSOV(x => x.timeEnded, true)).map(e => (
+						<SessionCard sessionID={e.sessionID} key={e.sessionID} />
+					))}
+					<Divider />
+				</>
+			)}
+			{data.recentAchievedGoals.length !== 0 && (
+				<>
+					<Alert
+						style={{
+							backgroundColor: ChangeOpacity(COLOUR_SET.gold, 0.2),
+						}}
+					>
+						<div className="text-center text-white">
+							<h1>
+								{RFA([
+									"Sweet!",
+									"Nice!",
+									"Lookin' good!",
+									"Good Stuff!",
+									"owo",
+									"Cool!",
+									"Awesome!",
+									"Epic!",
+								])}
+							</h1>
+							You've achieved <b>{data.recentAchievedGoals.length}</b> new goal
+							{data.recentAchievedGoals.length !== 1 ? "s" : ""} today!
+						</div>
+						<Divider />
+						<div className="text-white">
+							<ul>
+								{data.recentAchievedGoals.map(e => (
+									<GentleLink
+										to={`/dashboard/games/${e.game}/${e.playtype}/goals/${e.goalID}`}
+										key={e.goalID}
+									>
+										<li>{goalMap.get(e.goalID)?.title}</li>
+									</GentleLink>
+								))}
+							</ul>
+						</div>
+					</Alert>
+					<Divider />
+				</>
+			)}
+			{data.recentFolders.length !== 0 && (
+				<>
+					<h1>Here's some folders you checked out recently.</h1>
+					<Divider />
+					<div className="row">
+						{data.recentFolders.map(e => (
+							<FolderInfoComponent
+								key={e.folderID}
+								folder={e}
+								game={e.game}
+								playtype={e.playtype}
+								reqUser={user}
+								folderStats={folderInfoMap.get(e.folderID)!}
+							/>
+						))}
+					</div>
+					<Divider />
+				</>
+			)}
 		</>
 	);
 }
diff --git a/client/src/components/game/charts/ChartInfoFormat.tsx b/client/src/components/game/charts/ChartInfoFormat.tsx
index eb48edb33..82bb9e1cf 100644
--- a/client/src/components/game/charts/ChartInfoFormat.tsx
+++ b/client/src/components/game/charts/ChartInfoFormat.tsx
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ import Loading from "components/util/Loading";
 import Muted from "components/util/Muted";
 import useApiQuery from "components/util/query/useApiQuery";
 import { UserContext } from "context/UserContext";
+import { UserGameStatsContext } from "context/UserGameStatsContext";
 import React, { useContext } from "react";
 import { Col, Row } from "react-bootstrap";
 import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
@@ -26,6 +27,7 @@ export default function ChartInfoFormat({
 	);
 
 	const { user } = useContext(UserContext);
+	const { ugs } = useContext(UserGameStatsContext);
 
 	if (error) {
 		<ApiError error={error} />;
@@ -48,7 +50,7 @@ export default function ChartInfoFormat({
 				{data.length !== 0 ? (
 					data.map(e => (
 						<li key={e.folderID}>
-							{user ? (
+							{user && ugs ? (
 								<Link
 									className="gentle-link"
 									to={`/dashboard/users/${user.username}/games/${game}/${playtype}/folders/${e.folderID}`}
diff --git a/client/src/components/tables/goals/UserGoalTable.tsx b/client/src/components/tables/goals/UserGoalTable.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8b1a295a7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/client/src/components/tables/goals/UserGoalTable.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+import { ChangeOpacity } from "util/color-opacity";
+import { NumericSOV, StrSOV } from "util/sorts";
+import GentleLink from "components/util/GentleLink";
+import React from "react";
+import { COLOUR_SET, GoalDocument, PublicUserDocument, UserGoalDocument } from "tachi-common";
+import { GamePT } from "types/react";
+import TimestampCell from "../cells/TimestampCell";
+import UserCell from "../cells/UserCell";
+import TachiTable, { Header } from "../components/TachiTable";
+
+export type UserGoalDataset = (UserGoalDocument & {
+	__related: {
+		user: PublicUserDocument;
+		goal: GoalDocument;
+	};
+})[];
+
+export default function UserGoalTable({
+	game,
+	playtype,
+	dataset,
+}: GamePT & { dataset: UserGoalDataset }) {
+	const headers: Header<UserGoalDataset[0]>[] = [
+		["User", "User", StrSOV(x => x.__related.user.username)],
+		["Goal", "Goal", StrSOV(x => x.__related.goal.title)],
+		[
+			"Progress",
+			"Progress",
+			NumericSOV(x => (x.progress === null ? -Infinity : x.progress / x.outOf)),
+		],
+		["Achieved On", "Achieved", NumericSOV(x => x.timeAchieved ?? -Infinity)],
+	];
+
+	return (
+		<TachiTable
+			dataset={dataset}
+			headers={headers}
+			entryName="Goals"
+			searchFunctions={{
+				user: k => k.__related.user.username,
+				goal: k => k.__related.goal.title,
+				timestamp: k => k.timeAchieved,
+			}}
+			rowFunction={d => (
+				<tr>
+					<UserCell game={game} playtype={playtype} user={d.__related.user} />
+					<td>
+						<GentleLink to={`/dashboard/games/${game}/${playtype}/goals/${d.goalID}`}>
+							{d.__related.goal.title}
+						</GentleLink>
+					</td>
+					<td
+						style={{
+							backgroundColor: d.achieved
+								? ChangeOpacity(COLOUR_SET.green, 0.2)
+								: ChangeOpacity(COLOUR_SET.red, 0.2),
+						}}
+					>
+						{d.achieved ? (
+							<b>Achieved!</b>
+						) : (
+							<>
+								<b>{d.progress ?? "N/A"}</b>
+								<small>/{d.outOfHuman}</small>
+							</>
+						)}
+					</td>
+					<TimestampCell time={d.timeAchieved} />
+				</tr>
+			)}
+		/>
+	);
+}
diff --git a/client/src/types/api-returns.ts b/client/src/types/api-returns.ts
index 071f38d6e..765303c4f 100644
--- a/client/src/types/api-returns.ts
+++ b/client/src/types/api-returns.ts
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import {
 	ClassAchievementDocument,
 	FolderDocument,
 	GamePTConfig,
+	GoalDocument,
 	Grades,
 	IDStrings,
 	IDStringToGame,
@@ -20,6 +21,7 @@ import {
 	UGSRatingsLookup,
 	UserGameStats,
 	UserGameStatsSnapshot,
+	UserGoalDocument,
 } from "tachi-common";
 
 export interface UGPTStatsReturn<I extends IDStrings = IDStrings> {
@@ -162,6 +164,10 @@ export interface UserRecentSummary {
 	recentPlaycount: integer;
 	recentSessions: SessionDocument[];
 	recentFolders: FolderDocument[];
+	recentFolderStats: FolderStatsInfo[];
+	recentGoals: GoalDocument[];
+	recentImprovedGoals: UserGoalDocument[];
+	recentAchievedGoals: UserGoalDocument[];
 }
 
 export interface ServerStatus {
diff --git a/client/src/util/data.ts b/client/src/util/data.ts
index 2c1c39cc7..f4df10dd4 100644
--- a/client/src/util/data.ts
+++ b/client/src/util/data.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 import {
 	ChartDocument,
 	Game,
+	GoalDocument,
 	IDStrings,
 	integer,
 	PublicUserDocument,
@@ -33,6 +34,16 @@ export function CreateUserMap(users: PublicUserDocument[]) {
 	return userMap;
 }
 
+export function CreateGoalMap(goals: GoalDocument[]) {
+	const goalMap = new Map<string, GoalDocument>();
+
+	for (const goal of goals) {
+		goalMap.set(goal.goalID, goal);
+	}
+
+	return goalMap;
+}
+
 export function CreateChartIDMap<T extends { chartID: string }>(arr: T[]): Map<string, T> {
 	const map = new Map();
 
diff --git a/client/src/util/splashes.ts b/client/src/util/splashes.ts
index 35b5c31ae..c5ccb2ae0 100644
--- a/client/src/util/splashes.ts
+++ b/client/src/util/splashes.ts
@@ -110,6 +110,13 @@ export const loggedInSplashes = [
 	"ok deraadt miod",
 	"What good are notebooks?",
 	"Ladies and Gentlemen We Are...",
+	"Source: It came to me in a dream.",
+	"It's called solidarity, you wouldn't get it.",
+	"Come to my house and play BMS.",
+	"There is a leviathan in play.",
+	"Touch Grass.",
+	"arch btw",
+	"Upon Such Great Heights",
 ];
 
 // Stuff that's bad for the kids, you know?
@@ -126,8 +133,9 @@ export const contentiousSplashes = [
 	"I have the transfeminine urge to pee.",
 	"I HAVE TO LIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR",
 	"COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS NOT DARING TO BREATHE",
-	"I wouldn't trade one stupid decision<<for another 5 years of life",
+	"I wouldn't trade one stupid decision for another 5 years of life",
 	"TRACKED.com",
+	"and you'll never believe what JK Rowling just said!",
 ];
 
 export const heySplashes = [