diff --git a/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/users/NotificationsPage.tsx b/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/users/NotificationsPage.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..87f6cd190
--- /dev/null
+++ b/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/users/NotificationsPage.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,92 @@
+import { APIFetchV1 } from "util/api";
+import { ErrorPage } from "app/pages/ErrorPage";
+import useSetSubheader from "components/layout/header/useSetSubheader";
+import NotificationRow from "components/notifications/NotificationRow";
+import MiniTable from "components/tables/components/MiniTable";
+import ApiError from "components/util/ApiError";
+import Loading from "components/util/Loading";
+import useApiQuery from "components/util/query/useApiQuery";
+import { UserContext } from "context/UserContext";
+import React, { useContext, useMemo } from "react";
+import { Button, Col, Row } from "react-bootstrap";
+import { NotificationDocument, PublicUserDocument } from "tachi-common";
+
+export default function NotificationsPage() {
+	const { user } = useContext(UserContext);
+
+	useSetSubheader(["Dashboard", "Notifications"]);
+
+	if (!user) {
+		return <ErrorPage statusCode={401} />;
+	}
+
+	return <NotificationsInnerPage user={user} />;
+}
+
+function NotificationsInnerPage({ user }: { user: PublicUserDocument }) {
+	const { data, error } = useApiQuery<Array<NotificationDocument>>(
+		`/users/${user.id}/notifications`
+	);
+
+	const unread = useMemo(() => {
+		if (!data) {
+			return 0;
+		}
+
+		return data.filter((e) => e.read === false).length;
+	}, [data]);
+
+	if (error) {
+		return <ApiError error={error} />;
+	}
+
+	if (!data) {
+		return <Loading />;
+	}
+
+	if (data.length === 0) {
+		return (
+			<div className="d-flex w-100 justify-content-center">
+				<div>You've got no mail!</div>
+			</div>
+		);
+	}
+
+	return (
+		<Row>
+			<Col xs={12}>
+				<MiniTable headers={["Read"]}>
+					{data.map((e) => (
+						<NotificationRow notif={e} key={e.notifID} />
+					))}
+				</MiniTable>
+			</Col>
+			<Col xs={12}>
+				<div className="w-100 d-flex">
+					<div style={{ flex: 1 }}></div>
+					<div style={{ flex: 1, display: "flex", justifyContent: "center" }}>
+						<Button
+							onClick={async () => {
+								await APIFetchV1(`/users/${user.id}/delete-all`, {
+									method: "POST",
+								});
+							}}
+							variant="outline-danger"
+						>
+							Clear Notifications
+						</Button>
+					</div>
+					<div style={{ flex: 1, textAlign: "right" }}>
+						{data.length} Notifications.
+						{unread > 0 && (
+							<>
+								{" "}
+								<strong>({unread} Unread)</strong>
+							</>
+						)}
+					</div>
+				</div>
+			</Col>
+		</Row>
+	);
+}
diff --git a/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/users/UserSettingsPage.tsx b/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/users/UserSettingsPage.tsx
index 9906c1b46..bd1a54f05 100644
--- a/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/users/UserSettingsPage.tsx
+++ b/client/src/app/pages/dashboard/users/UserSettingsPage.tsx
@@ -210,9 +210,7 @@ function PreferencesForm({ reqUser }: { reqUser: PublicUserDocument }) {
 					onChange={formik.handleChange}
 					label="Advanced Mode"
 				/>
-				<Form.Text>
-					Enable advanced stuff, like being able to copy a tables contents into a CSV.
-				</Form.Text>
+				<Form.Text>Enable advanced stuff.</Form.Text>
 			</Form.Group>
 			{/* <Form.Group>
 				<Form.Check
diff --git a/client/src/app/routes/DashboardRoutes.tsx b/client/src/app/routes/DashboardRoutes.tsx
index d2a7cc387..d095bc3d2 100644
--- a/client/src/app/routes/DashboardRoutes.tsx
+++ b/client/src/app/routes/DashboardRoutes.tsx
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ import { UserContext } from "context/UserContext";
 import React, { useContext, useEffect, useState } from "react";
 import { Redirect, Route, Switch } from "react-router-dom";
 import { BackgroundContext } from "context/BackgroundContext";
+import NotificationsPage from "app/pages/dashboard/users/NotificationsPage";
 import { DashboardPage } from "../pages/dashboard/DashboardPage";
 import CreditsPage from "../pages/dashboard/misc/CreditsPage";
 import GameRoutes from "./GameRoutes";
@@ -106,6 +107,10 @@ export default function DashboardRoutes() {
 						<UtilRoutes />
 					</Route>
 
+					<Route path="/dashboard/notifications">
+						<NotificationsPage />
+					</Route>
+
 					<Route path="*">
 						<ErrorPage statusCode={404} />
 					</Route>
diff --git a/client/src/components/layout/header/Topbar.tsx b/client/src/components/layout/header/Topbar.tsx
index 48b4909c6..be3385835 100644
--- a/client/src/components/layout/header/Topbar.tsx
+++ b/client/src/components/layout/header/Topbar.tsx
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ import LinkButton from "components/util/LinkButton";
 import { UserContext } from "context/UserContext";
 import React, { useContext } from "react";
 import SearchBar from "./SearchBar";
+import { UserNotificationButton } from "./UserNotificationButton";
 
 export function Topbar() {
 	const { user } = useContext(UserContext);
@@ -13,32 +14,7 @@ export function Topbar() {
 
 			{user ? (
 				<>
-					{/* commented out quick panel stuff for future */}
-					{/* <OverlayTrigger
-						placement="bottom"
-						overlay={<Tooltip id="quick-panel-tooltip">Quick panel</Tooltip>}
-					>
-						<div
-							className="topbar-item"
-							data-toggle="tooltip"
-							title="Quick panel"
-							data-placement="right"
-						>
-							<div
-								className="btn btn-icon btn-hover-transparent-white btn-lg mr-1"
-								id="kt_quick_panel_toggle"
-							>
-								<span className="svg-icon svg-icon-xl">
-									<SVG
-										src={toAbsoluteUrl(
-											"/cdn/svg/icons/Layout/Layout-4-blocks.svg"
-										)}
-									/>
-								</span>
-							</div>
-						</div>
-					</OverlayTrigger> */}
-
+					<UserNotificationButton user={user} />
 					<UserProfileDropdown user={user} />
 				</>
 			) : (
diff --git a/client/src/components/layout/header/UserNotificationButton.tsx b/client/src/components/layout/header/UserNotificationButton.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..399c8c93b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/client/src/components/layout/header/UserNotificationButton.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+import Icon from "components/util/Icon";
+import useApiQuery from "components/util/query/useApiQuery";
+import React, { useMemo } from "react";
+import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
+import { NotificationDocument, PublicUserDocument } from "tachi-common";
+
+export function UserNotificationButton({ user }: { user: PublicUserDocument }) {
+	// don't care whether it errors or not, tbh
+	const { data } = useApiQuery<Array<NotificationDocument>>(`/users/${user.id}/notifications`);
+
+	const unread = useMemo(() => {
+		if (!data) {
+			return 0;
+		}
+
+		return data.filter((e) => e.read === false).length;
+	}, [data]);
+
+	return (
+		<div className="topbar-item">
+			<Link to={"/dashboard/notifications"}>
+				<div
+					className="btn btn-icon btn-hover-transparent-white btn-dropdown btn-lg mr-1"
+					id="kt_quick_notifications_toggle"
+				>
+					{unread > 0 ? (
+						<Icon type="envelope" colour="primary" />
+					) : (
+						<Icon type="envelope" regular colour="muted" />
+					)}
+				</div>
+			</Link>
+		</div>
+	);
+}
diff --git a/client/src/components/layout/header/UserProfileDropdown.tsx b/client/src/components/layout/header/UserProfileDropdown.tsx
index 5b6223f7b..627cddf73 100644
--- a/client/src/components/layout/header/UserProfileDropdown.tsx
+++ b/client/src/components/layout/header/UserProfileDropdown.tsx
@@ -14,7 +14,6 @@ import { PublicUserDocument } from "tachi-common";
 
 export function UserProfileDropdown({ user }: { user: PublicUserDocument }) {
 	const { setUser } = useContext(UserContext);
-
 	const [heySplash] = useState(RFA(heySplashes));
 
 	return (
@@ -28,7 +27,7 @@ export function UserProfileDropdown({ user }: { user: PublicUserDocument }) {
 					<span className="text-white opacity-70 font-weight-bold font-size-base d-none d-md-inline mr-1">
 						{heySplash},
 					</span>{" "}
-					<span className="text-white opacity-90 font-weight-bolder font-size-base d-none d-md-inline mr-4">
+					<span className="text-white opacity-90 font-weight-bolder font-size-base d-none d-md-inline mr-2">
 						{user.username}
 					</span>
 					<span className="symbol symbol-35">
@@ -37,17 +36,6 @@ export function UserProfileDropdown({ user }: { user: PublicUserDocument }) {
 				</div>
 			</Dropdown.Toggle>
 			<Dropdown.Menu className="p-0 m-0 dropdown-menu-right dropdown-menu-anim dropdown-menu-top-unround dropdown-menu-xl">
-				<div className="d-flex align-items-center justify-content-between flex-wrap p-8 rounded-top">
-					<div className="symbol bg-white-o-15 mr-3">
-						<img className="hidden" src={ToAPIURL("/users/me/pfp")} />
-					</div>
-					<div className="text-white m-0 flex-grow-1 mr-3 font-size-h5">
-						{user.username}
-					</div>
-				</div>
-
-				<Divider />
-
 				<div className="navi navi-spacer-x-0 pt-5">
 					<Link
 						to={`/dashboard/users/${user.username}`}
@@ -63,6 +51,20 @@ export function UserProfileDropdown({ user }: { user: PublicUserDocument }) {
 							</div>
 						</div>
 					</Link>
+					<Link
+						to={`/dashboard/users/${user.username}`}
+						className="navi-item px-8 cursor-pointer"
+					>
+						<div className="navi-link">
+							<div className="navi-icon mr-2">
+								<Icon type="envelope" colour="success" />
+							</div>
+							<div className="navi-text">
+								<div className="font-weight-bold cursor-pointer">Notifications</div>
+								<div className="text-muted">View your notifications!</div>
+							</div>
+						</div>
+					</Link>
 					<Link
 						to={`/dashboard/users/${user.username}/settings`}
 						className="navi-item px-8 cursor-pointer"
diff --git a/client/src/components/notifications/NotificationRow.tsx b/client/src/components/notifications/NotificationRow.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..02a0d3d74
--- /dev/null
+++ b/client/src/components/notifications/NotificationRow.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+import TimestampCell from "components/tables/cells/TimestampCell";
+import Icon from "components/util/Icon";
+import React from "react";
+import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
+import { NotificationDocument } from "tachi-common";
+
+export default function NotificationRow({ notif }: { notif: NotificationDocument }) {
+	return (
+		<tr>
+			<td>
+				{notif.read ? (
+					<Icon type="envelope" regular colour="muted" />
+				) : (
+					<Icon type="envelope-open" />
+				)}
+			</td>
+			<td>
+				<strong>
+					<Link className="gentle-link" to={NotifToURL(notif)}>
+						{notif.title}
+					</Link>
+				</strong>
+			</td>
+			<TimestampCell time={notif.sentAt} />
+		</tr>
+	);
+}
+
+function NotifToURL(notif: NotificationDocument) {
+	switch (notif.body.type) {
+		case "QUEST_CHANGED":
+			return "/idkyet";
+		case "RIVALED_BY":
+			return `/dashboard/users/${notif.body.content.userID}/games${notif.body.content.game}/${notif.body.content.playtype}`;
+	}
+}
diff --git a/client/src/components/util/Icon.tsx b/client/src/components/util/Icon.tsx
index 5bd1c93a2..da32036aa 100644
--- a/client/src/components/util/Icon.tsx
+++ b/client/src/components/util/Icon.tsx
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ export default function Icon({
 	brand?: boolean;
 	regular?: boolean;
 	onClick?: () => void;
-	colour?: "info" | "primary" | "danger" | "warning";
+	colour?: "info" | "primary" | "danger" | "warning" | "success" | "muted";
 	style?: CSSProperties;
 }) {
 	return (
diff --git a/common/src/types.ts b/common/src/types.ts
index c2cc0ac8b..a22754cc2 100644
--- a/common/src/types.ts
+++ b/common/src/types.ts
@@ -1595,19 +1595,6 @@ interface BaseNotification {
 }
 
 export type NotificationBody =
-	| {
-			type: "CHALLENGE_BEAT";
-			content: {
-				userID: integer;
-				challenge: ChallengeWallDocument;
-			};
-	  }
-	| {
-			type: "CHALLENGE_RECEIVED";
-			content: {
-				challenge: ChallengeWallDocument;
-			};
-	  }
 	| {
 			type: "QUEST_CHANGED"; // Emitted when a quest the user is subscribed to changed.
 			content: {
@@ -1640,15 +1627,6 @@ export interface ChallengeSubscriptionDocument {
 	achievedAt: number | null;
 }
 
-export interface ChallengeWallDocument {
-	chartID: string;
-	authorID: integer;
-	type: "lamp" | "score";
-
-	game: Game;
-	playtype: Playtype;
-}
-
 interface BaseImportTracker {
 	timeStarted: number;
 	importID: string;
diff --git a/server/src/lib/notifications/notification-wrappers.ts b/server/src/lib/notifications/notification-wrappers.ts
index 584649784..9ef1d4994 100644
--- a/server/src/lib/notifications/notification-wrappers.ts
+++ b/server/src/lib/notifications/notification-wrappers.ts
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ import { FormatGame } from "tachi-common";
 import type { Game, integer, Playtype, PublicUserDocument } from "tachi-common";
 
 /**
- * A utility wrapper for sending the SET_RIVAL notification.
+ * A utility wrapper for sending the RIVALED_BY notification.
  *
  * @param toUserID - The user to send this notification to.
  * @param fromUser - The user who rivalled them.